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ann
Nov 19, 1999, 03:32 PM
break time!

They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun."

The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes.

Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so.

Afterwards, the man says to the woman, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?"

"Yeah, how did you know?"

The man says, "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started."

"Oh, that makes sense", says the woman. "You're an anesthesiologist aren't you?"

"Yeah", says the man , a bit surprised. "How did you know?"

The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

Zen
Nov 19, 1999, 09:57 PM
LOL :P

Jonny
Nov 23, 1999, 03:47 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

jack
Nov 24, 1999, 02:53 PM
nice one. ;)

ChiQui
Nov 27, 1999, 01:31 AM
ROTFLMAO!! Caramba.. did I get it right? ;)

Cy
Nov 28, 1999, 05:44 PM
LoL

nice one ann :D

CaRaMBa
Nov 29, 1999, 11:29 AM
Chiqui: correct! ;)

ann
Nov 29, 1999, 06:28 PM
any more doctor, doctor jokes? :)

ChiQui
Nov 30, 1999, 01:18 AM
Oritey! One point for me! :)

Ada
Nov 30, 1999, 07:29 AM
Well, the flu has finally struck me! I have avoided it for several
years, but now I'm very sick! Before I start studying for my blood
test tomorrow, I thought I'd pull out this list of medical terms. It
really impresses those doctors when you know all the latest medical
terminology!

Artery - The Study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to the cafeteria
Barium - What you do when CPR fails
Benign - What you be after you be eight
Bowel - A letter like A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y
Caesarean Section - A neighborhood near Rome
Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty
Cat Scan - What dogs do when they enter your yard
Cauterize - Made eye contact with the nurse
Colic - A Sheep Dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Congenital - Friendly
D&C - Where Washington is located
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
GI Series - Baseball between teams of soldiers
Grippe - A Suitcase
Hangnail - A coat hook
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrate - Cheaper than the day rate
Node - Was aware of
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Cousin to Elvis
Post-operative - A letter carrier
Protein - In favor of young people
Recovery Room - Where you have your upholstery done
Rectum - Darn near killed him
Rheumatic Fever - Amorous feeling
Secretion - Hiding anything
Seizure - A Roman emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Sick at the airport
Tibia - North African country
Tumor - An extra pair
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Varicose Veins - Veins which are very close together

Ada
Nov 30, 1999, 07:31 AM
A blonde walked up to the information desk in a
hospital and asked to see the "upturn."
"I think, you mean the 'intern,' don't you?"
asked the nurse on duty.
"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination.'"
"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."
To which the girl replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination,
examination; fraternity, maternity....
What's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated
in two months, and I think I'm stagnant.