a girl's private parts

[mylene]

i'm just wondering- are male doctors (residents and consultant lang, not including interns) really sawa na in seeing a girl's body sa hospital or clinic setting, or do you talk about it in the male quarters pa rin? is it still a big deal examining let's say a pretty or sexy woman? enlighten me on this one!

[Ira]

Paging BU...grumpy...garci....

:D :D :D :D :D

[This message has been edited by Ira (edited 12-23-1999).]

[ross]

if there was a guy who reads porno perpetually, tinitigasan (pardon the term) pa ba sha after a while? same di ba?

[jepoy]

Argh.. i should have been a doctor!

[Ira]

Hmm...since the male doctors aren't responding yet...

My chosen field is predominantly male, so I am pretty much exposed to lockerroom talk among both male residents and consultants in the OR. While the doctors talk about great-looking patients and their body parts, they do the talking before and after surgery. During physical examination and surgery itself, a body is just a body. Even if a patient has a 36D bustline, they don't take advantage or make chancing. I'm speaking in general, of course.

[batang uliran]

Nope, it's not a big deal for me.

[Ada]

Interesting topic. ;)

Whattabout OB-Gyne's? Are women particular about the their doc's gender? I heard pa naman that the really good OB-Gyne's are males.

[???§ÎNNëÐ???]

siguro Ada magaling talagang kumalkal ang mga lalake :D

[Ira]

In these times, most Filipino women still more comfortable with female ob-gyns. That's why most of my male friends who are in ob-gyn are subspecializing in gynecologic oncology (cancer), where sex does not matter as much. As for skills...pantay pantay lang ang mga galing ng male and female ob-gyns. :)

[grumpy]

mylene, it's not a big deal for me either. and just for propriety's sake, most guys will not examine a female patient alone, but will have a female nurse or colleague in the room while they're doing the examination.

ross, there was a study done on a bunch of college guys in the 60s. they were shown porn films for 3 hours a day for three straight weeks. they all got bored.

[Ada]

What about having your friends as patients? Doesn't it feel funny knowing what they look like naked?

[grumpy]

ada, i don't have close friends or family as patients. neither do i teach them to drive.

[Ira]

As for me...they're really just body parts, so it doesn't matter whether they're friends or not. Usually, though, doctors would just refer relatives to colleagues, because there is some medical ethics issues involved in treating families/friends.

[NEWYORKER363]

Mylene,

I am not a doctor, to make a clean breast of it. I would have been in the medical profession, but fear of cadaver precluded it. And the proverbial final straw was this joke from a stand-up comedian whose act I once saw. His joke:

One brightly night a couple returning from a night out on the town happened to nearly runover an animal on the highway. The thing was still alive, so the couple picked it up.

He said: Oh, a skunk!

She said: So what do we do now?

He said: Put in between your legs, so it won't run.

She said: But what about the smell?!

He said: Hold its nose!


There went my ob-gyn specialization even before it started!


NewYorker363
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[This message has been edited by NEWYORKER363 (edited 12-27-1999).]

[ParuParo]

newyorker: what happened to you in your story? binitin mo naman kami. after you got runover, ano na? muntikan ka na palang maging roadkill... buti na lang you survived, otherwise wala sanang nagpopost dito ng mga katulad mo. katulad mong...
clue: what's sinned's favorite expression? hint: it's not bod.
give up na? hindi ba BWISET!

[clone]

ParuParo,

Lighten up so you can float like a butterfly. Don't take life too seriously. Try to recognize a humorous anecdote (even if the joke "stinks")and learn to laugh a little. Wit and pun can be funny if you allow yourself that luxury.


Mylene,

Doctors (male or female) are only human and they can be tempted. The truly professional ones stay focused on their work, I hope. But there are also plenty of the other kind. It is not always easy to know which one is which. But if any doctor makes you feel uncomfortable, go to another one.

There are also patients who delight in seducing their doctors, using their "parts" as a prop. In that case, they have no reason to complain if they get "extra" attention.

[ParuParo]

to clone...if you have the time, check out these threads- isa under pinoy culture titled why am i a born loser, and one under people, events and places titled i need friends, would you be one. let's see if the other pexers there would share your sentiments.
i don't have anything against newyorker. heck, we're both newyorkers! kaya lang, sometimes his posts are nakakaasar (check out thoses threads and you'll know i'm not the only one feeling this way). but i have to admit, funny nga naman yung iba. like when he was trying to set up ira with his sis, he-he-he..."ira: thanks, but i have no interest in girls being one myself..." now that's hilarious! there's also a thread where he's offering to send a postcard from NY (wow! golly gee! collector's item ini!) to the poster with the best answer. that too is funny...pero hindi ako sasagot doon, baka ako pa ang makakuha ng golden postcard na yon...what the heck will i do with a postcard from err...where i am right now?
also, check out sinned's and kamatayan's and of course, jepoy's posts. if pun and wit ang hinahanap mo, you'll get the real thing!
peace dude!

[clone]

Madam Butterfly (ParuParo):

I think I am starting to see the lighter side of you when you commented on the possibility of being the winner of the NY postcard. That was good.

Humor, like beauty, is in the eye (or ear) of the beholder. Those which you don't find funny, just ignore it. Also, don't forget that this is only a cyber-board and the posters here are cyber-names. Huwag ka na sanang magpaasar dahil makukunsumi ka lang. I am sure if anyone posts something that transcends the conventionally accepted rules of propriety and decency, the PEX admin will take care of it. So, enjoy ka lang and I hope, despite our differences in writing or posting styles, we can be cyber-friends.

BTW, I am not from New York.

[ParuParo]

clone...when i said "we're both newyorkers" i was referring to uhmm...well, newyorker. duh...
also..."don't forget that this is only a cyberboard and the posters here have cybernames." i never once thought you were Dolly, you know. as for newyorker? hell yeah, he is a newyorker in fact. *ponders- si batang uliran kaya, bata pa talaga?*
*continues pondering- si badgirl, badgirl kaya talaga?* ah, oo!
also, you wrote "if anyone posts something that transcends yada yada yada". huh? isn't that common knowledge here?
as for nagpapaasar, i'm not nagpapaasar. i'm amused actually. if i'm asar, hindi na ako babalik dito. but i have a feeling i'm staying here for a long time.
last, of course we can be cyberfriends. let's start by introducing ourselves.
*beso-beso* the name's ParuParo...

[jo]

"...siya'y paruparo, bulaklak na mabango..." o, sige, beso-beso na kayo ni clone. ok?

btw, newyorker is just acting like a newyorker, funny...yet, sometimes or most often misunderstood. but he meant no harm, i bet.

--jo

[mylene]

ang dami yatang pala ni newyorker dito ha...anyway, to jo... read between the lines...

[jo]

Mylene,

oh, i can see what you mean. btw, i'm not a pala of newyorker. like most everybody on this board, we bickered and bantered a few times on the other site a century ago... ;) lol! i was not defending him. i just meant to say that he can be misunderstood. maybe because of the age difference...? ;) lol! (juss kiddin' ny)

[i looked at your profile. are you from kisseemee fla? i went there twice at orange lake cc.]

:)



[This message has been edited by jo (edited 01-04-2000).]

[clone]

ParuParo:

Kalimutan na natin yung bad intro. Let's start fresh. If it takes *beso-beso* o maski na *beto-beto* to get on the right footing, okey din sa akin yon.

BTW, how do you know that I am not Dolly? But that's ok too. You can call me any name your heart desires...just don't call me late for dinner. ;)

[clone]

jo:

"Well blow me down!" (borrowing a phrase from Bill Clinton, este from Popeye pala).
Mukhang pamilyar sa akin ang style mo. Could it really be the reincarnated you, hon? How lucky can I get in meeting you here? All I can say is WOW!

What an even smaller world. Nagpunta ka rin pala sa BesoBesomee, FL. Nag-enjoy ako talaga doon kasi maraming BitsuBitso.

Magkita na lang tayo ulit sa next thread, ukish? Ayos ba?

[mylene]

why do i have this feeling that jo and clone are newyorker's galamays, if not his alter egos?
*continues kamot ng ulo*

[clone]

Mylene:

It's only peelings ...nothing more than peelings.

Clone never was, is not now and never will be anybody's kalamay.. este, galamay.

I am also positive that NYer is very capable of altering his own eggo or chicken (whichever came first), all by himself. I believe he is used to scrambling around.

So, stop scratching your head already. Baka lumipat yung mga kuto sa ibang "private parts" ay lalong mapasama ang usapan.

[jo]

hi clone,

now, i don't think the term is reincarnation. i am one and the same me, just...turning on a fresher new leaf..
but you're very perceptive. not too difficult to figure out, eh? the style of writing is quite obvious and familiar to you. :)

ahh, besobesomee ;) fla..., a lot of enjoyment there, the disneyworld. when i like to feel and act much younger, i used to visit there for recreation. and all my body parts--- my girly private parts ;) will be much younger, too.

peelings for you :)
careful, you might slip... ;)

:)

--jo


mylene,

lol! not anyone's alter ego here. if i was of nyer's, then he would have indulged himself in a trans-sekswal operation on his private parts ;).

well, i don't mind creating a mystery in you pretty awesome, smart head... hehehe :)

take care...

:)

--jo

[clone]

My Jolly friend,

A few more of those turned new leaves and we can have ourselves a bowl of salad. We can even throw in those peelings with the whole enchilada... Haay, mama mia, que sabroso. I personally prefer to eat my salad without dressing... and in private. How about you? Just the thought of it leaves me IMpassioned.


Mylene,

Are you still full of mystery in your pretty awesome, smart head? O baka naman iniisip mo pa yung "love handles." ;)
Biruan lang ito ha. Huwag ka sanang magagalit.

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[Flare!]

jo and clone,

watch it now, a few more posts and this thread will be locked from straying waaaaaaay off topic. LOL!

ey, c! is this yours>;>;>;>;>;>;?...LOL!

[clone]

Hey, Flare, nice to see you here.

You are absolutely correct. That was mine but you can have it..you know.."finders keepers." LOL

You see when I came over, I lost my self doubt and decided to go "straight." So, go ahead and keep that curved thingie..or maybe donate it to somebody who can use it. LOL

About my conversation with Jo, it was very appropriate for this thread since we were discussing "private parts." We were just being discreet...you know, there are young people watching here. ;)

Thanks pal. Peace!

P.S. Just a little explanation so that other readers will not get the wrong idea. When I said "straight" it had nothing to do with sexual preference, ok?...it was about the "?" which followed my former handle. All in fun, peeps...all in fun.

[This message has been edited by clone (edited 01-06-2000).]

[eboy]

Heh Heh, watch it now, Flare, a few more posts here and baka mas marami nang posts dito kaysa sa TP. :)

[jo]

Clone,

sorry about my tardiness, i just got back from an intensive operation of my jaw.

--edit-delete-delete-delete-edit-


Flare!

it's good to see you here! you're appropriate in this forum, actually. you are in medical profession, too. we can benifit a lot from your knowledge just like we have from the other medical regulars here.

c-ya...


(note: this message has been edited due to the mod's analysis that the contents are way off the topic. sorry, but it was just a reponse. the mood of exchanges are pulled through the flow of the conversations among the interactors. thanks, Dr. Ira)

:) :) :)


[This message has been edited by jo (edited 01-07-2000).]

[Ira]

Since I don't like to delete nor lock topics, I will just request nicely if we can keep this thread within the topic. I have rules to follow too, see. Thanks! :)

[clone]

Ira,

I appreciate your broad-mindedness. Your magnanimous understanding shows that you are not old-fashioned. In fact, I can say that you are truly a deuterochiliast.

In return, I shall try very hard to stay within the spirit of the discussion.

Ayos ba?

[Ira]

Wow...nambola pa! ;)

[Mikki]

Mylene, ako din nagdududa kung minsan kaya mas gusto ko na doon sa female doctor.

Dr. Ira, may itatanong po sana ako. Binasa ko yung huling sagot ni Clone pero hindi ko naintindihan ang sinabi niyang deuterochiliast. Hindi ko rin mahanap sa dictionary. Ano po ba ang ibig sabihin noon?

[Ira]

Mikki: Y2K compliant daw ako (I'm serious).

[clone]

Bola = round object. Oh, I get it!

Hey pipols, let's give Ira a big round of applause. *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

"SPEECH!, SPEECH!"

No, really, I meant what I said in my previous posting.

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[Ira]

Thank you, then, for the nice compliment. I will accept it in the spirit with which it was given. :)

[LavendeIIe]

How are everybody?

[This message has been edited by LavendeIIe (edited 01-09-2000).]