my fart

[MO]

i fart all the time
loud, soft, long ,short
its quite regular and it seems that i cant control myself when it comes to farting

any suggestions on what i should do?

can i relly ignite my fart? i ahvent tried it yet since i dont want to burn my butt off

[jepoy]

butt plugs

[Ira]

Leave it alone. If you try to keep all the gas in, you'll develop abdominal pains. Try not to eat beans, though. You don't want to kill anybody, do you?

I have never seen anybody try the ignite-my-butt-using-my-fart trick, and I have never really studied the composition of fart gas, so I think I'll let BU and/or grumpy answer that question.

[Kamatayan]

Ira: Si FARTMANNNNNNNNN!!!

[grumpy]

uhhh, pass!!

[ross]

i think nobody would try lighting their fart because they'd need to pull down their pants and by that time their fart would have excaped. and you would also need someone to hold the lighter for you for the simple reason that you can't see your butt crack and you might burn yourself. and i don't think anybody would agree to help you with it. kahit yung girlfriend mo. hahaha

[Wangie]

IRA: isn't farting an alternative to burping? its to get rid of the gas, diba?

MO: hehe....we never referred to you as the banyo king for nothing, eh?

=)

[Ira]

Yup, although burping gets rid of gas from the stomach above, while farting gets rid of air from the intestines.

[linux23]

Ask smiley to suck the air out of your butthole. Heck the AH would volunteer for the job.

[uptowngirl]

ano ba utot mo? SBD? silent but deadly? or SBV? silent but violent? LAP? Loud and Proud? WAW? Wet and Wild? mwehehehe! :)

[NEWYORKER363]

Mo,

Farting is such a sweet sorrow.

And when you marry, do remember to love, honey and obey your spouse... till death do you fart.

Hey, it's really possible to fart during the throes of death.

Sa Opera nga dito sa Broadway, mamamatay na lang, kumakanta pa sila eh! At ang tataas ng notes na naaabot!

YYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!


NY363

[clone]

Mukhang mahangin sa farting ito...medyo uurong muna ako sa banda rito. (Pigil-pigil ang paghinga...baka ma respiratory failure tuloy).

It is true that fart gas can be ignited if you are a cow. Cattle dung (poo-poo) is very rich in methane gas which is flammable. Now you know, Mo. But don't try it because it is not a class act.

Have you tried using Viagra...you know? antigas...dyok onli...baka naman gumamit ka nito ay iba ang tumigas. ;)

[Wild Thing]

Here is a story of my teacher before...

Diba sa probinsya yung banyo, yung pit na malalim tapos bahala na yung ebak mabulok doon... there was this one time when there was this guy smoking while dumping his load.. then, wala lang, hinulog niya yung yosi sa pit... pagtingin raw niya tapos, may fireball na palabas... http://www.pinoyexchange.com/lol.gif

Ewan ko lang pero baka joke lang 'to... hehe... :D

[carloni]

farting is fine as long as hindi toxic ang amoy ng fart mo. kahit atomic ang sound ng fart, ok lang. farting is a part of life!!!

[blue babe]

i think that farts are primarily co2 and has a little bit of methane, at least enough to cause that bad egg smell. and its flammable right? that's why nga you light a match to get rid of the smell. as for that fireball thing http://www.pinoyexchange.com/lol.gif i sure hope not... remind me again please,not to light up na lang when i'm doing my thing in the banyo! :D

[tar-heelz]

*** should i do/eat so i won't fart that much? or at least control it so it won't make as much noise?

[GreekGod]

Ang UTOT ay combination ng nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane and hydrogen sulfide gasses.

When TAR_HEELZ :lol: swallows too much air (AEROPHAGIA) or eats foods that the digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in the GI tract. It can also be due to eating non-tolerated foods. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor.:grrr: Mas maraming sulfur sa pagkain na kinain mo, mas mabantot. :D Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: BEANS, CABBAGE, CHEESE, SODA, and EGGS.

[GreekGod]

Originally posted by carloni
farting is a part of life!!!
Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males.:lol:

[GreekGod]

Originally posted by blue babe
i think that farts are primarily co2 and has a little bit of methane, at least enough to cause that bad egg smell. and its flammable right?
Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.:smokin:

[Quentin]

from what i know, gas also accumulates if one has high metabolism, meaning food was digested too fast releasing too much gas.

i read a story bout two gay lovers playing with their buttholes. one of 'em inserted a wide-diameter tube so that they could insert some sort of small rodent (prolly like a guinea pig). and when it didn't come out, the same gay placed a lighter in front of the tube hoping the critter will get attracted to the light. the lighter ignited the gas that was lodged behind the critter and catapulted it to the other gay's face like a cannonball.
and well, they ended up at the doctor's clinic, one with a burnt face and bruises, while the other having a condition worse than hemorrhoids.

kawawa naman yung daga.

[Quentin]

Originally posted by GreekGod
Originally posted by blue babe
i think that farts are primarily co2 and has a little bit of methane, at least enough to cause that bad egg smell. and its flammable right?
Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.:smokin:


i'm not sure how hydrogen can form in farts. it is HIGHLY explosive when ignited and produces water as by-product of the reaction . methane on the otherhand, produces carbon dioxide when ignited if i'm not mistaken.

[GreekGod]

Originally posted by Quentin
i read a story bout two gay lovers playing with their buttholes. one of 'em inserted a wide-diameter tube so that they could insert some sort of small rodent (prolly like a guinea pig). and when it didn't come out, the same gay placed a lighter in front of the tube hoping the critter will get attracted to the light. the lighter ignited the gas that was lodged behind the critter and catapulted it to the other gay's face like a cannonball.
and well, they ended up at the doctor's clinic, one with a burnt face and bruises, while the other having a condition worse than hemorrhoids.kawawa naman yung daga.
You're right! KAWAWA NAMAN YUNG DAGA!:lol::lol::lol: