ANO, ang EPEKTIBONg EXcuse, when you CALL in SICK?

[art727]

Maybe you are really sick but since your excuse is not that someone will believe...dahil parang hindi talagang totoo! Ngayon alin ang mas PAPANIWALAAN at alin ang HINDI kapani-paniwala? Kapag tatawag ka sa boss mo for a SICK CALL?......Isang hindi kapani-paniwala...."Pick-up my Uncle at the Airport!"

[BLU519]

diarrhea

it never fails me.
it works all the time!

[pobre]

Your boss or your supervisor should never question you as to why you are calling in sick. That is harrasssment. Just say your are sick or that you are not feeling well. He/She may ask you if you are charging it from your sick leave or vacation.

[trixxie]

migraine.

vertigo.

[rains_delight]

Tumawag ka sa boss mo *phone* ng bagong gising para bedroom voice. maniniwalang may lagnat ka talaga. effective iyon.

[Fairy_nd_meadow]

Me, I just call her secretary and I call my staff as well. I just say I'm sick, period.

Pero the next day when I'm reporting for work already, I make sure I really look as if I've just been sick!

Pero I don't call in sick when I'm not sick naman. Usually pa nga I still go to the office even if I'm not feeling well. If I just wanna rest or am not feeling emotionally well, I just say I have to attend to personal matters, and that's it.

[MsUnderstood]

Since you're a guy... hmmm... tell them you hurt yourself while helping your mom fix whatever part of your house, say you accidentally hammered a finger. lol

if that doesn't work, you can always say a very dear friend of yours died.

*just make sure you knock on a wood afterwards*

kaso lang you can't file it as sick leave anymore. hehehehe

[rains_delight]

and I make it sure that I file my sick leave the next working day.

[p0werh0use]

Pwede siguro i-text mo na lang Bosing mo.
Parang ganito:

Sir/Mam, d me psok now.
Sma ng pkirmdam k.
Ubo me ng ubo at
at cnicpon pa!
Accchhuuu!

nyahaha....:grinroll:

[nakikipost_po!!]

- upset stomach. :D

- severe headache ;)

pinag-aalternate ko lang tong dalawa....minsan asthma attack...nauubusan na nga ako ng rason eh....pag ala na talaga, sasabihin ko na lang, m not feeling well..:cool:

[orcom_dude]

One of my girl best friends gives these reasons to her boss:

- PMS

- she just arrived from the province (she goes home to Batangas on weekends).

[ThePoorMan]

Sa 11 years ko sa trabaho, bihira ako mag call in sick. Yung huli kong call in sick ay ganito. Tinakpan ko ang ilong ko para medyo ngo-ngo ang salita at sinabi kong "I am not feeling well boss. I think I am sick." Sabay ubo-ubo ng kaunti. Kaso hindi nga maniwala ang boss ko dahil kilala niya ako. Masmagkakasakit daw ako ng hindi nagtatrabaho. Pero pinagbigyan niya na rin ako at imbis na ma-awa, natatawa pa ang lokong boss ko. The truth is, wala nga akong sakit. Naputulan ng fanbelt yung kotse ko kaya na istranded ako sa kalye. :dance:

[KuyaDanny]

One guy just filed an SL application because he had "German Missiles." Akala namin nasa Middle East lang yung bombahan. Meron na rin pala sa office.

[baredevil696]

Me : "Marie, sick leave ako today."
Marie : "Ano'ng sakit mo?"
Me : "Hydrocephalus. Bukas magaling na ako."
Marie : "Okay"

[cho_ree]

Jew1: Shalom! I am sick today
Jew2: Ashaturaman! its ok son, we own the company.
Jew1: Gunya!

[floreno]

Kami nami sa office....Email in sick ang tawag namin. Since we work as a Virtual Team, kailangan iEmail ko din ang mga boss ko sa Hong kong na Sick leave ako.

Regarding sa dahilan, your lucky kung babae ka kasi you could always reasoned out na meron kang "dysmenoria". Impossible tong maquestion sayo.

[circa]

Pwede siguro i-text mo na lang Bosing mo.
Parang ganito:

Sir/Mam, d me psok now.
Sma ng pkirmdam k.
Ubo me ng ubo at
at cnicpon pa!
Accchhuuu!

nyahaha....:grinroll:

same here:lol:

[spursdynasty]

Try This:

"Im having a bad case of Crab Lice laying larva inside my genitals (Microscopic crab-like lice that resides on the inner layer of the genital skin eating its way inside and laying larva) . It is extremely infectious....sabay banat "uh can u hold for a minute, theyre doing an outrage of bites again, i really need to scratch.. "ouch ouch" oky there thanks for holding. U know what, i decided i wanna work hard, im cancelling my Sickleave and ill go straight to the office, shall i report to your office or well meet at lunch for that report im gonna present?"

[vampirella]

Me : "Marie, sick leave ako today."
Marie : "Ano'ng sakit mo?"
Me : "Hydrocephalus. Bukas magaling na ako."
Marie : "Okay"



sobrang natawa naman ako dito! hhahahaha!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :D :D :lol: :lol: